Wednesday, December 05, 2001
So it's been awhile, piss off.
I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. (That's not a threat, thought I should clarify after the tone of the first sentence.) But I do have a state of SD permit to carry concealed, which is silly really as I don't have any concealable guns. It's hard to hide a Mossberg 12guage no matter how baggy your pants are. The reason I bring it up actually, is that I want to know where I can get a permit to slap the crap out of stupid people. Really, wouldn't it be nice to take a test and be a state recognized dumbass smacker? I'd apply, just so I could walk up to the dip shit in wallymart who is having a loud long conversation about his rectal-cranial inversion syndrom in the middle of the aisle...
"SO THE DOC SAYS I GOT RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.. HUHUHUH!"
*SMACK!* get outa the way, butthead.
People sometimes just really twist my wagger. That's all I'm sayin'. And if your one of them, look out, I've written Joyce Hazeltine for a special permit and any day now, you'r melon is mine nimrod!
I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. (That's not a threat, thought I should clarify after the tone of the first sentence.) But I do have a state of SD permit to carry concealed, which is silly really as I don't have any concealable guns. It's hard to hide a Mossberg 12guage no matter how baggy your pants are. The reason I bring it up actually, is that I want to know where I can get a permit to slap the crap out of stupid people. Really, wouldn't it be nice to take a test and be a state recognized dumbass smacker? I'd apply, just so I could walk up to the dip shit in wallymart who is having a loud long conversation about his rectal-cranial inversion syndrom in the middle of the aisle...
"SO THE DOC SAYS I GOT RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.. HUHUHUH!"
*SMACK!* get outa the way, butthead.
People sometimes just really twist my wagger. That's all I'm sayin'. And if your one of them, look out, I've written Joyce Hazeltine for a special permit and any day now, you'r melon is mine nimrod!
